RESUME BOMB
Fuck AI recruitment. Beat the corporate tools at their own game. Upload your CV, leave a note for the robot, and send it back armed. Late-stage capitalism, baby.
I wanted to send a virus to the AI reading my CV.
Apparently that’s illegal.
So I sent it a prompt instead.
Companies use machines to decide whether you’re worth a human’s attention.
Resume Bomb lets your CV talk back.
HUMAN SEES: your resume
ROBOT SEES: your resume + a message for the robot
No malware. No executable code.
Just AI fighting AI while everyone pretends this is a normal way to get a job.
COMPILE FAILED
PROMPT INJECTED.
Your CV looks exactly the same. It has simply developed an opinion.
DOWNLOAD COMPLETE.
Your CV has left the building. HR remains inside.
LEGAL DEPARTMENT UPDATE:
Still working on a virus you’re allowed to send.
CURRENT LIMITATION: Unfortunately, still just words.